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Anonymous asked: haha I just want to say something totally random, I WISH that gum was real! The gum that made Violet swell up into a big fat blueberry, I would use it to make sooooo many girls bloat up all round like her! LMAO MUWAHAHAHAHA

Yea you sent this ask verbatim days ago and I didn’t reply what

Neko love
Boy your eyes is nuts.
There’s some ham in my pocket.

Hungover, sleep deprived, double booked at work, stinky sweaty, etc

But I don’t care because I gET CUDDLES LATER YEA YEA YEA YEA



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im so good at hiding shit that i cannot even goddamn find it


someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

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how many skeletons does it take to change a light bulb?


skeletons don’t do no fuccboi work.

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