The thing that gets me through my period is the idea that I’d score some points with Klingons and they’ll think I’m badass.
"She bleeds for five days and still she stands! She is a true warrior."
I need your love like I need a kick in the nuts.
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!